[There's a ping, and Chara will find their TAB lighting up with what is, perhaps, the most straightforward birthday invitation you've ever seen.
Clearly made in a template, maybe titled "PROFESSIONAL LINES" or something equally boring, it invites you to a "a small birthday celebration" at a new restaurant/bar opening in Kauto's Region 1.
There is a button to RSVP, and the additional option to add a "plus one".
[This is...unexpected. The temptation to simply fire off a rude response to "no, never," finds itself crushed beneath the quiet admission that snapping out that knee-jerk reply is liable to get them fired, or demoted, or something along those lines.]
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TEXT; Backdated to April 10th
Clearly made in a template, maybe titled "PROFESSIONAL LINES" or something equally boring, it invites you to a "a small birthday celebration" at a new restaurant/bar opening in Kauto's Region 1.
There is a button to RSVP, and the additional option to add a "plus one".
It is signed off simply with "SHEPARD".
Will you attend this crunk-ass fête, this... space jam??]
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Inviting a child to a bar?
Count me in :)
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This is a no-win situation.
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Are you regretting that decision yet?
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[Time to make sure she regrets it!]